November 2009
1 post
October 2009
2 posts
August 2009
5 posts
Man, you sickos like when I'm pissed off*.
frostinglickr:
*I can totally tell how you like to be treated in the sac by your love of my angry ramblings, BTW, pervs.
Sack? Or did you mean sac? Big difference.
jasonpermenter:
Thank you all so much for helping me correct the spelling of Jason Sweeney’s last name. I’ve now corrected the oversight, and will be sending both Jason and Beth a pound cake to show them how incredibly sorry I am. I am thankful to you all for having publically shamed me. I hope I can truly be forgiven. I know trust takes time, and I’m willing to do whatever it takes to win that...
I'm sick of my avatar.
smartasshat:
emmyinabox:
bliccy:
It looks nothing like me. I feel it’s very false advertising-y. But I have no idea what other picture to use.
I’ve been so stressed out these past few days it’s nice to hem and haw over something insignificant.
Every picture I’ve ever seen of you is incredibly gorgeous, so you have a pleathora of photos to pick from. :)
This and this are two of my...
July 2009
19 posts
jakec:
Video from the preceeding article.
Precede ≠ proceed.
aimee-b-loved:
Dear Roommate,
See the above pictures: the objects in color are my things, everything else is yours. You see a problem here? I would really like to go grocery shopping, but your shit seems to have crept onto my side of the refridgerator, freezer and cabinets. And by “crept”, I mean imposed itself like a second cousin from Iowa.
So, next time there’s a sale on yogurt or microwave...
Honestly, the thing that most attracts me to a...
myrm:
nooooooooelthats8os:
I like it when a girl can carry an intelligent conversation and formulate opinions on things
I honestly couldn’t invision myself with someone stupid
I’m weird
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
This is so awesome.
Envision.
Envision, sir.
What she said.
One of the Trending Topics right now is 'Wich...
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This makes me nauseous. Someone’s working on an intelligence test for the twitter signup page, right?
sniffyjenkins:
UK Tumblr shift was about to report in for duty, but seems to have found herself in the middle of a heated and serious debate and it’s way to early for that, especially before coffee, so she’ll quietly tiptoe away, get some caffeine and return when Tumblr gets back to dick jokes and baby otters.
I’ll forgive this “way to early” for obvious reasons (way too early,...
After seeing him pose with the manequin, I think...
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Mannequin. But I can see how you might get confused, considering its relation to the Dutch manikin, which is a term of abuse translating roughly to “little man.”
Gross
birdignited:
Don’t you hate it when you put a crumb in your mouth because it looked like a peice of food and then it turns out it wasn’t food? Me too.
Piece. I before E. You’re better than this!